Bunsters | Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

I was gifted this sauce by my elderly grandfather who forgot his glasses and failed to read the crude title. On a first taste it was delicious I had a large dose on my mashed potatoes and it certainly gave it a flavourful zing, however nothing could prepare me for the morning that ensued the next day. I woke up feeling as if my stomach was on fire however I mistakenly thought nothing of it and determined not to interrupt my morning with a poo (I prefer to go in the afternoon) I pursued with my cheeks tightly clenched I ate my breakfast as normal and got into the shower (my penultimate mistake) the hot water instantly began to relax my muscles and I felt my tight knight ass cheeks coming undone, however I kept on going (my final mistake) before I knew it I felt a burning fluid creeping up on my bottom hole I leapt out of the shower and ran to my lavatory stark naked still dripping with water I was about half a meter away from the loo when I felt my floodgates staring to break so I took a leap of faith as a brown tear ran down my leg I landed on the toilet at the exact moment it began to flow, once it started it just never stopped, that wasn't even the worst part, the acidity of liquid burned as it escaped my bowels if I had some bi-carb on hand I could have thrown some in and turned it into a science fair volcano, I will spare the reader the details of the odour but needless to say do not buy this sauce lest your bottom be visited by the angel of death. Do not be tempted by its attractive odour and taste for you will only fall victim to the same fate I did.

Love this sauce

It’s great , I didn’t actually do it , it’s great👍

nice and hot but i never shit the bed lol