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Fire Asstinguisher - Post Chilli Relief Foaming Lotion, 150ml

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Fire Asstinguisher - The World's First Chilli Aftercare Product
Every chilli lover knows the thrill of the burn going in - but what about the aftermath? Fire Asstinguisher is here to save the day (and your dignity). This Australian-made foaming lotion is specifically designed to soothe and cool the dreaded "Ring of Fire" that follows your hottest chilli adventures.

Why Fire Asstinguisher?
Because milk exists to cool your mouth, but there's been nothing to cool the other end... until now. We've combined soothing botanical ingredients into a gentle foaming formula that brings real relief when you need it most.

Key Ingredients & Benefits
• Mild Castile Soap - Gentle cleansing without irritation
• Witch Hazel - Natural astringent with soothing properties
• Lemongrass Essential Oil - Cooling and refreshing
• Eucalyptus Essential Oil - Natural relief and comfort

How to Use Fire Asstinguisher
• Apply foam to affected area after your post-chilli bathroom visit
• Gently pat dry - relief is on the way
• Keep handy for your next hot sauce challenge
• Perfect companion for extreme heat enthusiasts

Ingredients
Water, Mild Castile Soap, Witch Hazel (contains alcohol), Lemongrass Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil.

Product Details
• Size: 150ml
• Made in: Australia
• For external use only

Important Safety Information
• Not for consumption - this is a personal care product
• For external use only
• Do not use on sensitive or damaged skin
• Complete a patch test before first use
• If irritation occurs, discontinue use and seek medical attention
• Not for putting out actual fires

The essential companion for serious chilli lovers - because great heat deserves great aftercare.

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I recently started using Ass Stinguisher and I am incredibly impressed with the results. This product has exceeded my expectations in every way. Not only does it leave my exit hole feeling incredibly soft and hydrated, but it also has a light and refreshing scent that my wife absolutely loves. The formula absorbs quickly into my skin without any greasy residue, making it perfect for both daytime and nighttime use. I highly recommend this product to anyone with a spicy diet and spicy bedroom routine.