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Fire Asstinguisher - Post Chilli Relief

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Milk exists to cool the mouth but there is nothing to cool the other end... until now. Behold, the world's first chilli aftercare product - Fire Asstinguisher!

The brainchild behind Fire Asstinguisher promotes good personal care of ourselves from top ... to bottom. Thinking about the world's current care plan of an area that can already receive a raw deal, they decided it was time for an upgrade, focused on post chilli poos. They've sourced a collection of soothing ingredients to help soothe your hot chilli-lovin' butt!

Fire Asstinguisher is a foaming combination of Mild Castile Soap, Witch Hazel (with alcohol), Lemongrass Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oils and water. The preparation aspires to bring relief from the dreaded "Ring of Fire". It’s worked for us, and we think it’ll work for you!


Made in Australia.

Size: 150ml

Contains: Water, Mild Castile Soap, Witch Hazel (contains alcohol), Lemongrass Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil.

** Not for consumption. This is a Personal Care product. For External use. **

WARNING: Not for internal use. Do not use if you have sensitive or damaged skin. Complete a patch test with this product to ensure no irritation or allergic reaction occurs. In the event of a reaction, seek medical attention.

Not for putting out actual fires.

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    I recently started using Ass Stinguisher and I am incredibly impressed with the results. This product has exceeded my expectations in every way. Not only does it leave my exit hole feeling incredibly soft and hydrated, but it also has a light and refreshing scent that my wife absolutely loves. The formula absorbs quickly into my skin without any greasy residue, making it perfect for both daytime and nighttime use. I highly recommend this product to anyone with a spicy diet and spicy bedroom routine.